quinndolyns:

swordfeelers:

quinndolyns:

quinndolyns:

quinndolyns:

*soaks my p***y in rose water overnight*

mary berry: Well im definitely getting the rose.

paul hollywood: Me too, but its just slightly - check in the middle right there - underbaked.

me: 😬

guys its pastry. I censored it because I’m shy about my baking

hey pastry has six letters and p***y has five 😬

it was a typo

bedupolker:

Desert plants: Oh no thank you I’m not thirsty :)

Desert animals: Ok, I need a heat lamp set to exactly 83.15f eight months of the year. I need to be lightly spritzed during august if I’m medium spritzed I WILL die. If I’m not spritzed at all, I WILL die. When I enter my pupal state you will need to put me in the freezer, which should be set to exactly

Jungle plants: Ahah sorry I died. I said I was semi-shade, not full shade. But if you give me too much sun I’ll also die. By the way watering me is not enough you NEED to soak my entire body for three to five minutes twice a day. Also,

Jungle animals: Mmmmmm coconut substrate

irumasullivan:

ravenkinnie:

I’m never deleting tiktok

valpalgalpal:

natalieironside:

charaah:

natalieironside:

Tips for new Tumblr users:

* Liking posts is a good way to bookmark them to find later

* Do not reblog anything between the hours of midnight and dawn or you might summon the Beast

* You can use your queue to post on a schedule even when you’re offline, which is very handy

* Every year on the anniversary of Dashcon staff will pick one user at random and kill them

* You can use simple HTML to put clickable links in your bio

* If you die on Tumblr, you die in real life

What’s the beast?

Just your typical beast. Seven horns, seven heads, seven crowns, comes out of the sea, etc and so forth

gay-pippin:

Tumblr PLEEASE give me the blaze update i will pay to put hobbit love on everyones dash

therealtinymeat:

first post I’ve seen making use of the new function to pay to promote ur own posts is feeling like a good sign. the site is healing

things are returning to how they once were

animalgroomer:

huffylemon:

lakevida:

americans love to eat a meal alone in a parked car

cithaerons:

handsomeboymodelingschool:

Sorry for bleeding everywhere Its because Im gods specialest boy

mollyjames:

red-mercer:

manga-and-stuff:

bisexualization:

I`m not gonna explain myself

Something something equivalent exchange

In order to get the best of both worlds, one must first offer something of equal value

killuaqueen:

nenastrology:

light yagami is so fucking stupid in like a month they narrowed it down from like it could be anyone in the world.. to it could be anyone in japan to it could be anyone in the kanto region to it could be any student in the kanto region to its honestly probably one of the family members of these two policemen and my god this mans son is so fucking weird whats wrong with him like honestly i think L should have just taken the risk and hit light with a car one day and been like huh funny the kira murders stopped right this policemans son got hit by a car i asked my chauffeur to drive into him funny how that works out

mornington-the-crescent:

fiddlepickdouglas:

oonajaeadira:

0rki3:

squashfolded:

thewiglesswonder:

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gayarsonist:

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now: